There is no worse way to spend your day than to spend it sober. The proof lies in the fact that most of us would much rather be extremely hungover than ever be sober. As the paradigms have shifted, we now find ourselves apologizing for things that we did when we were sober. For instance: "You were such a bitch on Saturday night." Response: "Sorry, I was really sober." I've almost killed people because I was too sober. Soon, perhaps, that excuse may hold up in a court of law. What might be even worse than being sober is people who don't drink altogether. Just because "court" says you have a "drinking problem" is no reason to stop, you quitter! Get back into the swing of things and down a bottle of Jameson... because we all know a life of sobriety is not a life worth living.
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