Thursday, October 16, 2008

couples who constantly hold hands


As though happy couples aren't annoying enough to begin with, this special breed of codependents can't walk anywhere without holding hands.  I understand that the average grocery store aisle can parallel a moonlit stroll when you are in love, but please don't make me dry heave with your subtle yet extremely irritating PDA as I try to go about my day -- stop the unnecessary hand-holding.  Exceptions apply only to those with a legally blind or seizure prone significant other.

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