blonde asians

I have been a fake blonde.  Maybe I don't look right as a blonde.  But there is a chance that I, a Caucasian, could actually be blonde.  Blonde Asians, who do you think you are fooling?  Its one thing if you are going for the fun colorful raver look... but legitimately trying to pull it off as natural?  Everyone knows that there is exactly a 0% chance you could be a natural blonde.  So Asian blonde, please stop disrespecting mother nature and stick to your roots, literally.