people who are still surprised they are on "intervention"

If someone tells you that they are making a documentary about drug addiction -- you are going on "Intervention."  There -- said it.  How do all these idiots really think their family is just participating in a documentary about drug addiction?  Like your family really wants to be on TV showing the world their meth addicted daughter?  No one wants to admit they are related to you in real life, let alone on TV.  Obviously the only way they are agreeing to be on TV is to show their friends that they at least tried to fix you.  Also, I know you spend most of your nights trolling the streets for drugs, but have you never seen this show?  It's on like 5 times a day.  What other drug documentaries have you seen?  None!  So how the hell are you still so shocked when they take you "out to lunch" at St. Helen's Home for the Drug Addicted and it turns out to be an intervention?  Get with the program druggie!  If you are smart enough to figure out how to steal from Grandpa for the past 7 years, you are smart enough to know when an intervention is being staged on your ass.