Friday, October 17, 2008

emo high school kids

You have to be careful when hating on emo high school kids, because you don't want them to threaten suicide for the 1,000th time.  So emo kid, let's walk through this slowly.  You suck at sports and the jocks make fun of you.  I understand it's tough.  But seriously, what the fuck made you think that wearing eyeliner would help your reputation?  You can't hate being hated on when you are totally embracing the fact that you are a loser.  And another thing, emo kids, wtf do you know about feelings anyways?  There is nothing important enough going on in your life that you deserve to feel so much.  Talk to me when you have real problems.  In the meantime, quit wallpapering your room with dark expressive art and listening to Connor while writing sad poems in your diary.  Life only gets harder, so if you can't deal now, you might as well call it quits.

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