statement car seat covers

I can only hope you have to give your boss a ride to the airport, because nothing says professional businesswoman like a Tinkerbell "Fearless Flirt" carseat cover.

puka shell necklaces

After all the ridicule these things get, it's amazing people still even wear them.  Are you refusing to confirm to fashion standards, or are you such an OG of being a douchebag that you still represent?  There should be a law passed that automatically pardons assault on anyone wearing one of these.

grown women in victoria's secret pink

To the OC soccer moms who think this trend is made for them:

A) Dress your age, not the age of your ideal surgically enhanced image.

B) Stop using sweats to brag about the fact that you don't have a job.

C) No, Juicy isn't any better.

christian rock

lame lame lame lame lamest thing ever!!!

angry aim away messages

We've all seen those people who are inadvertently addressing a scorned lover via an AIM away message.  Whether it be an angry statement followed by "you know who you are" or preceded with "SOME people...", these expressions of hurt, jealousy, or just downright hatred are predominately from college or 20-something women who lack the ability to directly address the target, and thereby spend the rest of the day waiting for that person to sign on and hopefully check up on their away message.  Perhaps the best bitter away messages come in the ever-cryptic form of song lyrics.  By using this indirect method, the writer is able to baffle the target and leave them wondering, "Is that about me?"  If executed with careful precision, the writer may even be able to target more than one scorned lover or friend at the same time, leaving multiple people at their computers feeling guilty and wondering what they did to you.  While this brilliant form of expression may work for some, I am calling you out today, angry AIM away message writer.  It is time to grow some balls, step away from the keyboard and tell people how you feel in real life!  And I think that we, as an online community, should no longer accept AIM away messages as a legitimate way of making a statement.  Let us ignore the angry away messages, and wait for real life, in-person awkward confrontation!

people who are still surprised they are on "intervention"

If someone tells you that they are making a documentary about drug addiction -- you are going on "Intervention."  There -- said it.  How do all these idiots really think their family is just participating in a documentary about drug addiction?  Like your family really wants to be on TV showing the world their meth addicted daughter?  No one wants to admit they are related to you in real life, let alone on TV.  Obviously the only way they are agreeing to be on TV is to show their friends that they at least tried to fix you.  Also, I know you spend most of your nights trolling the streets for drugs, but have you never seen this show?  It's on like 5 times a day.  What other drug documentaries have you seen?  None!  So how the hell are you still so shocked when they take you "out to lunch" at St. Helen's Home for the Drug Addicted and it turns out to be an intervention?  Get with the program druggie!  If you are smart enough to figure out how to steal from Grandpa for the past 7 years, you are smart enough to know when an intervention is being staged on your ass.

emo high school kids

You have to be careful when hating on emo high school kids, because you don't want them to threaten suicide for the 1,000th time.  So emo kid, let's walk through this slowly.  You suck at sports and the jocks make fun of you.  I understand it's tough.  But seriously, what the fuck made you think that wearing eyeliner would help your reputation?  You can't hate being hated on when you are totally embracing the fact that you are a loser.  And another thing, emo kids, wtf do you know about feelings anyways?  There is nothing important enough going on in your life that you deserve to feel so much.  Talk to me when you have real problems.  In the meantime, quit wallpapering your room with dark expressive art and listening to Connor while writing sad poems in your diary.  Life only gets harder, so if you can't deal now, you might as well call it quits.